My name is Josephine :B
i don't have a life or any friends which is good because nothing distracts me from tumblr.
i like big butts and i cannot lie.
i couldn't go a day without carbs and i'm really lazy. and i'm an asshole but the funny kind. i believe i'm a pretty likeable person.
sometimes i get sad
My special talents include:
putting my whole fist in my mouth, eating a full rack of baby back ribs in 3 minutes, going long periods of time without sex, interpretive dancing, and complaining.
i will post porn so if you don't like that you probably shouldn't follow :B
I do not take credit for any of the photos I post unless I specify that I did indeed take them.